In the middle of all this the Tourism Authority releases its annual popularity poll and it seems that those forms you fill out as you are leaving the country has the Opera House as the most visited site in Oz, closely followed by a WKNTA (Well Known Nimbin Tourist Attraction.) The figures were buried of course with the MBK catatonic about never ever letting hippies get positive media. ( full story … Compulsive Risk Assessment Psychosis ) It was a good excuse for a holiday because I really was very very sick. Someone suggested a quick rest on a beach at a Thai resort and I landed in Bangkok just as the rioting began. Thin and weak no wonder I was mistaken for a junkie. Mugged and thrown out on the street penniless I ( full story … Undacuva Holiday ) The big whinge from the Feds however was the new performance based policing. We all agree it’s a world gone mad on bureaucratic regulations. Control freak nerds behind desks hold the power now instead of the frontline warriors. It’s a massive power shift in Copperworld. Most of the nice old cops, the ones I liked, have got smaller pay packets now while the workaholic hunters new on the track are grabbing all the bonuses. There are hundreds of overseas trips (wife included) up for grabs for anyone scoring over 1000 points in a calendar month. A Well Known Nimbin Tourist Deterrent is about to visit Europe for the third time in twelve months, all on bonus points. It’s like frequent fliers. Station perk funding as well as individual bonuses all now depend on performance and how do you measure that? ( full story … UNDACUVA JOURNAL ) his week I’ve been keeping a protective eye on the four CIA early birds who are filming the Nimbin street scene endlessly, you must have seen them. Apparently they were going to replace several hundred local identities with their own people as lookalikes for the day Obama comes but matching the freaks in this village is not as easy as they imagined. So if we miss out on the Presidential Tour you now know why. ( full story … UNDACUVAVATAR: ) UNDACUVA JOURNAL Karma and the Trade in Sleeping Medicine. Why is the Dalai Lama always smiling and happy? What he told me changed my life forever. He convinced me Karma was for real. Cause and effect playing out to the enth degree, every hair on your head counted, the same hippy stuff I’ve been hearing for years [...] ( full story … Karma and the Trade in Sleeping Medicine. ) Some of you will remember the shipment of Nepali charras that came into Oz a few years ago as little ancient temple Buddhas. About 10 cm high they looked like old metal covered in years of candle wax from the temples. In fact they were all solid hash, primo Nepali, coated in Yakfat. ( full story … Nimbin Undacuva Enlightened ) The strategy was simple. Take the dog everywhere but the Museum in the morning and tell them you are giving them a break today. ( full story … Streetbeat Undacover ) I havn’t spent five minutes as myself in years because I’m always one step ahead and starting to move into the new skin, the new Unda. Already I can feel hair growing on my back and I literally growled walking past the butchers and had to mask it with a cough. I can’t help myself it seems. ( full story … Streetshuffle with Undacover ) I’m off now on the LEAP tour with the renegade Stamper who’s trying to convince our Big Bosses to legalize all drugs. Is he mad, we’ll all be out of a job. He was an unda for over twenty years in Seattle and then did the full rebirth. ( full story … Unda koala raids. ) The hippies in their hot Polite overalls were leaping up and down at each signal until finally they hit the sign and pricked their big balloon. It was like real life pin ball for Kevin. ( full story … UNDACUVVA STREET BEAT: Sept.09 ) |
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